Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Retailers Have Scrooge Moment--Open Shelves to Everyone

A Christmas Miracle

Retailers were visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future last night. In response, they miraculously and unanimously decided to open their shelves to one an all. Police and firefighters, who received similar visits, voluntarily kept order using Nerfs, inflatable toys, Hula Hoops and Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
(Image from Flickr, Mike Licht, Notions Capital.com)
Unfortunately, the festivities were marred when Child Protective Services came and arrested the child molesting voice of the Elmo dolls, bringing shrieks and tears from the children who still love Elmo and who remain innocently ignorant of his voice's legal problems. The Elmo dolls were saved, however, by an army of Lego ninjas and Buzz Lightyear dolls, who wrested the cute, cuddly muppets away from the CPS storm troopers.

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